Monthly Archives: September 2005
A little joke
I don’t want to get all political on your ass, but… (assbut – heh heh) Q. What did the President say when asked what he thought about Roe vs. Wade? A. “Do I care how they got out of New … Continue reading
The day the shampoo tried to kill me
I do not watch too much TV! Granted, I took an early shower this evening so I could watch Survivor and do a little blogging. First of all, Survivor is the best reality show e v e r. If you … Continue reading
Oh Ben Franklin, what can’t you do?!
Even Dr. Phil listens to Ben Franklin! Today during my lunch break I watched Dr. Phil and he talked about the famous "T" list. You know the one where you have a dilemma, draw a T on a piece of … Continue reading
Try as you might, you’re no CSI
Blathering blabber and speedy spiels do not camaraderie make. See? it’s not easy to understand, is it? My point is this. Last night’s TV viewing was tainted by a problem that’s becoming really prevalent, and really annoying: bad dialog. Or, … Continue reading
Rewarding sloth with gluttony
Asthma can be triggered by a shower curtain. I heard it on TV. Although I wish I never had to work again, sometimes I find my job funny. Well, my job isn’t funny, but the crazy crap my coworkers do … Continue reading
Something’s afoot
Why do I get blisters on the same parts of my foot no matter what shoes I’m wearing? Do I keep buying broken shoes? Or are my feet that horribly mishapen that no shoe will fit?
Nightmare on Elmo Street
Watching TV made me who I am today… You could say I have a weird fascination with Halloween, the paranormal, true crime, Stephen King novels, etc. You could say that, and you’d be totally right. No but’s about it. But, … Continue reading
Shopping fun
This past week I really needed a pickmeup so I went online shopping. My favorite fun place is Archie McPhee, which I had the pleasure of introducing to many people at work. I went a little crazy in the bargain … Continue reading
Just getting started
That’s right, folks, another blog. I think this one will really make it! When a tree falls and there’s no one around to hear it, does it make a noise? Who cares? But this humongous tree in our apartment complex … Continue reading