You’ve got an earwig!

Ever have the feeling that some sort of little fly or spider is crawling in your ear, no matter how many Q-tips you jam in there? That’s how I feel right now.

This doesn’t really help you live your life better, but if there’s an unusually long gap between posts and then you find out that something laid a bunch of eggs in my brain, you’ll know that I called it before the coroner. In your face, Quincy!

Now go listen to Earwig on The Dead Milkmen’s Eat Your Paisley LP. See, I did come up with some way to improve your life!