Author Archives: Steak
Cyborgs have feelings, too.
Imagine, if you will, a man who speaks like Helen Keller right after she learned to pronounce “water.” Then, imagine that man playing arpeggio loops on a Casio and shouting the following at the top of his lungs: Mortal Challenge! … Continue reading
V for “Up Yours, Spotty!”
I finally saw the V for Vendetta and I’ve got to say, I was shocked by what I learned. Natalie Portman can act! As if that weren’t shocking enough, I learned that the Wachowski brothers, best known for their Matrix … Continue reading
Star Trek Babies
Thought the final nail in Star Trek franchise’s coffin was finally banged into place? Guess again. After the Enterprise TV show tanking (I never saw it, but the general consensus seems to be that it sucked) and the final Star … Continue reading
Did you file your WoW 1099?
Although it’s a little past tax day, I just came across this interesting article on the Legal Affairs site. Its author made around 12 grand in real money selling virtual goods in massively multiplayer online games — then decided to … Continue reading
Sudokumania!
I tried to resist the craze, but for some reason filling grids with repetitive 9 digit series is oddly compelling… The WebSudoku site has boatloads of sudoku puzzles. It keeps track of how long you take on each puzzle and … Continue reading
Resurrection!
Appropriately for the Easter season, it’s the return of semi-regularly blogging on Steak’s Guide to Good Living. You’re reading it now! Also, look for updates on Things I’ve Eaten soon. Now, perhaps! Is it presumptuious to draw a parallel between … Continue reading
Charmed Shmarmed
I’ve just learned that Charmed has finally been cancelled. For those that haven’t seen the show, it’s about three witch sisters who spend their time bralessly vanquishing demons. There’s no question that this is a terrible show. From the derivative … Continue reading
Suck it, 2005!
Well, I guess any year in which I didn’t run over a hobo and have to dispose of his body was OK. Still, SUCK IT 2005. You’re soooooo last year.
Wookiee Holiday Gift Guide
Have you ever wondered, “What can you get a wookiee for Christmas when he already owns a comb?” The classic Christmas In The Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album, posed that exact question in its hit single entitiled, appropriately enough, “What … Continue reading
You’ve got an earwig!
Ever have the feeling that some sort of little fly or spider is crawling in your ear, no matter how many Q-tips you jam in there? That’s how I feel right now. This doesn’t really help you live your life … Continue reading