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Head On
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Most idiotic headline ever
‘King of Queens’ Star Held Suri Cruise I think it speaks for itself.
Ouch!
What do you get when you hold a blind cat while a vet flips him over and shaves his underbelly? Here you go! Bottom line: a half-day off, tetanus shot, and 12 new bacteria holders! Plus no booze or sunshine … Continue reading
Resurrection!
Appropriately for the Easter season, it’s the return of semi-regularly blogging on Steak’s Guide to Good Living. You’re reading it now! Also, look for updates on Things I’ve Eaten soon. Now, perhaps! Is it presumptuious to draw a parallel between … Continue reading
Suck it, 2005!
Well, I guess any year in which I didn’t run over a hobo and have to dispose of his body was OK. Still, SUCK IT 2005. You’re soooooo last year.
You’ve got an earwig!
Ever have the feeling that some sort of little fly or spider is crawling in your ear, no matter how many Q-tips you jam in there? That’s how I feel right now. This doesn’t really help you live your life … Continue reading