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Head On

Steak — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 14:58:11 +0000

Head On: Apply Directly To The Forehead
Head On: Apply Directly To The Forehead
Head On: Apply Directly To The Forehead
Head On: Apply Directly To The Forehead
Head On: Apply Directly To The Forehead
Head On: Apply Directly To The Forehead
Head On: Apply Directly To The Forehead

Most idiotic headline ever

Steak — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:21:01 +0000

‘King of Queens’ Star Held Suri Cruise

I think it speaks for itself.

Ouch!

Steak — Wed, 10 May 2006 19:21:28 +0000

What do you get when you hold a blind cat while a vet flips him over and shaves his underbelly?

Here you go!

Bottom line: a half-day off, tetanus shot, and 12 new bacteria holders! Plus no booze or sunshine for 10 days.

Resurrection!

Steak — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 22:22:02 +0000

Appropriately for the Easter season, it’s the return of semi-regularly blogging on Steak’s Guide to Good Living. You’re reading it now!

Also, look for updates on Things I’ve Eaten soon. Now, perhaps!

Is it presumptuious to draw a parallel between the resurrection of The Christ and this blog? No. No, I don’t think it is.

Suck it, 2005!

Steak — Sun, 01 Jan 2006 16:16:17 +0000

Well, I guess any year in which I didn’t run over a hobo and have to dispose of his body was OK. Still, SUCK IT 2005. You’re soooooo last year.

You’ve got an earwig!

Steak — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 18:25:19 +0000

Ever have the feeling that some sort of little fly or spider is crawling in your ear, no matter how many Q-tips you jam in there? That’s how I feel right now.

This doesn’t really help you live your life better, but if there’s an unusually long gap between posts and then you find out that something laid a bunch of eggs in my brain, you’ll know that I called it before the coroner. In your face, Quincy!

Now go listen to Earwig on The Dead Milkmen’s Eat Your Paisley LP. See, I did come up with some way to improve your life!